The Back of the Subway
“So who tops?”
“Excuse me?” Will gaped at the reporter as he shifted uncomfortably in his chair.
She smirked, “You heard me, who tops?”
“I-I don’t mean to be rude but… tops what?” it was Will again, his voice coming off sheepish and confused.
“Will, she wants to know who tops who in sex.” Skandar sighed, giving his co-star a weary look.
“And just for the record, we aren’t together.” He turned his smoldering eyes to glare at the presumptuous interviewer.
“So Will tops.” She murmured, making little notes on her notebook.
“Is that what I…?!” Skandar flared, but was cut off by yet another question.
“Where was your first date?”
“How many bloody times do I have to tell you we aren’t dating!” Skandar practically shouted, rising from his chair.
“Skan,” Will murmured, placing a calming hand on his fore arm.
“So, a small restaurant where no one would recognize you, probably near the country or maybe downtown than.”
“What?!” it was Will’s turn to almost rise from his chair before he was yanked back down again by Skandar’s not so gentle grip.
“And your favorite color would be?”
“Listen lady, I don’t know who your source is…oh wait… um, gold I guess.” Skandar looked around, giving the surrounding walls a bewildered look.
“Dark blue.” Will smiled at her, glad that this interview was finally getting on track.
The rest of the interview consisted of similarly generic questions going anywhere from their favorite snack to their latest movie.
“Alright than final question!” The reporter smiled and both boys let out a mental sigh of relief.
Really, both of them were so ready to get out of there that neither was really thinking when they answered the last question.
“Where is the weirdest place the two of you have ever had sex together?”
“The back of an almost empty subway.” The answered in unison.
“Thank you that was a wonderful interview.” The reporter smiled as she shook their hands, her eyes laughing merrily as they locked onto their dumbfounded expressions.
“How the fuck did she do that?!”
Another random drabble I thought of because really, those interviews must get boring and who wouldn’t love to have those questions answered?